Super Budget Airlines - Your First Choice
超级廉价航空公司 - 你的第一选择
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
THE "FIGHT STRESS" CAMPAIGN IS CREATED TODAY, 10 MARCH 2009 TO HELP FIGHT STRESS FOR ALL STUDENTS TAKING GCE O LEVEL THIS YEAR.
Support this campagin. It is useful! :D
NOTE: Prices for the all new air tickets will be out soon. Stay tuned for updates.
updated by Weijie =) at 5:54 AM
Joelle Chin & Chen Weijie :D
HISTORY:
SBA WAS CREATED IN HANGZHOU, CHINA ON 14 NOVEMBER 2007. THIS AIRLINER PROVIDES SERVIES TO PASSENGERS WITH TIGHT BUDGETS.
TAKING AND LANDING ANNOUNCEMET:
女士们，先生们，欢迎乘搭超级廉价航空公司班机SU 444。我们很高兴能为你服务。本机将从上海浦东国际机场前往新加坡樟宜国际机场，预计飞行时间为4小时55分钟。请大家准备好绳子，并用双面胶子紧黏着。水和食物是不会被提供的。没买保险的乘客请自己保重，因为生还机率是0。01％。请也自备氧气桶。感谢您乘搭超级廉价航空公司。
女士们，先生们，班机已抵达新加坡樟宜国际机场。请大家准备好滑梯，从飞机上滑下去。恭喜大家没被气压压死。我们希望能再次和您见面。
_____________________________________________________________ Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for taking Super Budget Airlines Flight number SU 444. This plane is travelling form Shanghai Pudong International Airport to Singapore Changi International Airport. The estimated travel time is 4 hours and 55 minutes. Please prepare your own ropes as safety belts and use double-sided tapes to stick them on the plane. Water and food is also not provided on the plane. In case of depression, please also remember to bring your own oxygen tank. For those who did not brought insurance, your chance of survival is only 0.01%. We thank you once again for taking Super Budget Airlines.
Ladies and gentlemen, our plane have landed safety at Singapore Changi International Airport. Congrats for surviving the air pressure. We hope to see you again soon.
CONTACT US AT
"info@sba.com"
PROVIDING YOU WITH OUR BEST SERVICES
3 different sectors:
A) Primary sector : At your own risk!
B) Secondary sector : Plastic chairs with no seat belts!
c) Tertiary sector : Higher class propane chairs with baby seat blets!
PRICES (SINGLE FARE) FOR AIR TICKETS AS AT 10/03/09
AIR BASE: SINGAPORE
To :KULAR LUMPUR - SPECIAL OFFER @ S$0.05! HOT!!!
BANGKOK @ S$0.80
CHAING MAI @ S$0.85
JARKATA @ S$0.80
HANGZHOU @ S$1.50
SHANGHAI @ S$1.5O
PERTH @ S$3.00
HO CHI MIN CITY @ S$1.20
KUCHING @ S$0.30
MORE CITIES COMING IN APRIL! :p